Sandpaper Symphony

Your skin shouldn't feel like a Home Depot sample. Sandpaper Symphony is the deep moisturizing unscented whipped lotion for people whose skin has been through it — cracked elbows, rough knees, lizard heels, the whole orchestra. We whipped grass-fed tallow with jojoba oil and colloidal oatmeal into something so fluffy it barely looks real, then packed it with Vitamin E to actually repair the damage. Slap it on the rough spots, go to bed, and wake up playing a much smoother tune.